“Please! Donate to the BDRS Fund today!” said a man in the beginning of a commercial. That man was Richard Rich, head of the BDRS. Rich was a well-liked guy, leading a research society dedicated to curing BD; better known as butt disease. Butt disease was a recently discovered disease, and little was known about its causes and effects. But one thing was sure; people wanted a cure. Rich and his scientist friend Cassius Cash decided to start the BDRS, the Butt Disease Research Society, in 1995. Few acknowledged their efforts, but in recent years, people across the world have rallied in support of their valiant efforts to fight butt disease. Donation boxes were in schools, sports teams donated ticket sales to the fund, and a huge concert event was launched, all proceeds going to the BDRS fund. Money was pouring in from everywhere, and butt disease patients had more hope than ever for a cure.
Richard Rich awoke from his castle-size bed, yawning. Today was the start of another great day. After his morning routine, he picked up the phone and called Cassius. “Hey Cash! You ready for today?” he asked. “Oh, you bet. I’ve been waiting for this for a while now.” replied Cassius. “I’ll see you in a bit,” replied Richard, and hung up the phone.
An hour later, they were on a boat to visit an obscure and unusual island. “This sure is the life, isn’t it?” said Richard to Cassius. “Oh, I know. Who knew butt disease research would take us to such exotic lands!” Cassius responded in an exaggerated tone of voice. The two began to laugh. “Butt disease! Hah! If only they knew. It was such a brilliant idea for us to make up this research society fund! With our brilliant minds, no one would ever know that it was all a ruse. These ‘visits to exotic islands in a search for the cure’… oh, how well we fooled everyone!” boasted Richard. The two continued to laugh about the situation.
In two weeks, they returned. At the doctor’s office, the two waited for the results of their check-up, so that they could return to America. The doctor entered, a strained look on his face. “I have terrible news.” he said, solemn. “Oh, no, what is it?” Richard and Cassius said in unison, fearing for the worst. “You have… butt disease. The very disease you men work so hard to prevent and cure. I’m so sorry.” the doctor said, leaving the men.
This is why I should not be told to write these things. I will actually do it.
Celes says: Raiden is what would happen if Snake was designed to cater to yaoi fangirls Dodgy says: OH yeah Celes says: Long silver hair, girly face, gets spontaneous crotchgrabs... Dodgy says: that guy Dodgy says: thing Dodgy says: whatever Celes says: XD Celes says: Thing Celes says: I suppose he is a bit of a "thing" in MGS4 Celes says: "Oh, yeah, I don't have real blood anymore. And lots of other special stuff." "...that's nice" "Yeah. Okay. I need dialisis or I am going to die." "Oh. That's not good." "Nah, it isn't." LATER "SNAKE! I am finally better! Except now I'm going to get crushed by a ship that's about to hit you." "Okay, thanks." LATER "Hey, I am kinda human now! Neat." Dodgy says: XD Dodgy says: wow Celes says: He has weird imprints on his body later on Celes says: Which is why I am assuming all of his limbs are artifical. Celes says: Especially since he previously lost them Celes says: Y'know, getting crushed by a ship Celes says: Raiden constantly lives through insane shit and then has to spend forever being hospitalized during that game Celes says: It infuriated my brother because he wanted to play as Raiden Celes says: "HEY GUYZ -slash slash crazy ninja knife fight, severe organ damage, bleeding- OKAY GUYS I AM GONNA JUMP INTO THE HELICOPTER NOW. ALRIGHT. -dead-" Dodgy says: XD Celes says: "SHIT I CAN'T KILL VAMP" "HEY SNAKE" "HEY" "I AM GONNA HAVE AN INNUENDO-FILLED BATTLE WITH VAMP AGAIN" "K" "-slash slash slash ninja knife fight Vamp is a flaming homosexual with creepy chest hair who seems to want to molest everyone bleeding severe organ damage slash slash VICTORY FOR RAIDEN-" "Hey. Raiden. I blew things up." "-cough hack sputter-" "Let's go!" "-drags self to Metal Gear-" Celes says: "Hey, shit, this place is exploding." "Yeah, Snake, I'm gonna get caught under this rubble and have to cut off my own arm now." "K. I'm gonna go do a mecha battle." "..ass." "YES I WIN AHA" "NOT TODAY SNAKE. I HAVE A GIGANTIC SHIP THAT I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH." "):" "NOT TODAY, LIQUID! I WILL GET CRUSHED BY YOUR SHIP INSTEAD OF SNAKE. MY ONLY USE IS TO GET ABUSED." "Thx" Dodgy says: hehehehehe
For my writing class, I need to make a pitch for a sequel to a movie I've seen recently. I picked Toki o Kakeru Shoujo, AKA The Girl Who Leapt Through Time. Planning has been interesting. It's a movie that's quite difficult to make a direct sequel of, so, I've gone for the sort of mirror-story-sequel that the movie itself did. The story of another tokikake. As I don't have much time for the planning, I've used the human counterparts to the SD cast as the cast for this assignment. In this case, I have used Roark as the leaper. Using a male instead of a female should make this fairly interesting. Here are the notes I've jotted down so far. Along with a ridiculous picture of a bald man in a muscle shirt staring angrily at a bee. Enjoy?