Couple Meme

First, pick a few of your couples. No more than five and no less than two (you can do more or less if you really want to but it might be really long or really short…).

Kieran and Finn


Answer the following questions from the guy’s perspective (or, in the case of same sex couples, the one who wears the pants in the relationship or whoever you want to go first…)

1. What exactly was it about this partner that he was attracted to?
Kieran: What the fuck is this shi--
Me: -shoves Kieran out of the way- AHEM. Kieran just sort of liked Finn in general when he first met him. Took a little while for it to settle in his head and for him to realize.

2. So, here’s a scenario for you: some guy is hitting relentlessly on your significant other? What do you do?
Kieran: Are you seriously doing this right now?
Me: Yes.
Kieran: This is fucking stupid
Me: ANYWAYS he'd tell whoever it was to fuck off, probably.

3. Where did they take their significant other to on their first date? Details plz!
Kieran: Who the fuck cares?
Me: Stop being a difficult bastard.
Kieran: No.
Me: I'd force you to stop, but it's out of character.
Kieran: Yeah, fuck you.
Me: Why am I typing out an argument between myself and my fictional character what the fuck ANYWAYS BACK TO THE QUESTION: they probably just wandered around in the city or something.

4. So, do you think of yourself as possessive?
Kieran: This is seriously the most embarassing shit you've ever pulled.
Me: Why am I typing thisssssss... anyways. He is, to some extent. Though is probably a bit afraid to show it.

5. Do you regret taking in your significant other?
Kieran: what
Me: I don't really get this question, and I assume it is non-applicable. MOVING ON.

6. Any angry Ex’s we need to be aware of?
Kieran: Yeah, oh boy, let's be Scott Pilgrim
Me: You don't even know what Scott Pilgrim is.
Kieran: You do.
Me: True. ANSWER- not for Kieran. Finn, probably not.

7. What physical traits do you find most attractive about your significant other?
Kieran: No no no no no no no
Me: So difficult. Anyways, if we were to go to the gayest recesses of Kieran's head
Kieran: Gonna kill you
Me: He probably thinks Finn is cute.
Kieran: ARGHHHHHH

8. Are they hot?
Kieran: I take a vow of silence.
Me: YEAH MAN NO H8
Kieran: SHUT UP
Me: Bro, I have no idea. Sure, Finn's probably considered 'hot'. He did get a lot of laydeez.
Kieran: ughhhhhhh

9. Do you think YOU’RE hot?
Kieran: Yeah, man, starving artists are all the rage.
Me: You're so hilarious when you're self-hating.

10. Have you met your significant other’s family? What was the outcome of that meeting if you have?
Kieran: 'Significant other' sounds so PC.
Me: No, they haven't met.

Alright, now we’re going to let the women answer some questions! (Or the one who’s not um…wearing the pants in the relationship…)

11. So, having read the above questions, what do you think about the way you’re significant other answered them?
Finn: Kieran's an ass as usual. Also, am I seriously the 'woman'?
Me: Yes.
Finn: I can see why Kieran hates you.

12. Okay, so some young, supple woman is hitting on your man. What do you do?
Finn: I think I would laugh.
Me: It's probably Nyx.

13. Where do you like your significant other to take you on dates?
Finn: Uhhh
Me: EXCUSE ME THEY ARE JUST SO SHY AND IT'S SO FUNNY BUT IT MAKES IT DIFFICULT FOR ME TO LET THEM ANSWER THESE. Anyways, Finn probably doesn't have any preferences.

14. What is one thing you wish you could change about your significant other?
Finn: Err, well, I wish he'd cheer up, stop drinking and stuff.
Me: D'AWWW.
Finn: :|

15. Disregarding the laws of physics, nature, and gravity… what would the children of you and your significant other be like?
Finn: What is this I don't even
Me: No

16. As a follow up to the above question, do you want kids?
Finn: Uh, maybe, I don't really know.

17. So…. Who is really in charge of the two of you ^_~
Finn: In charge?
Me: I will disregard the meme's intentions and simply say that Kieran acts like some big asshole jerk, so it'd seem like he's like... the decision-maker, but Finn tends to have to direct him.

18. So, have you or are you living together? If not, would you want to? If you are, are you happy?
Finn: We have, before. Kieran lost his apartment and I let him stay with me until he got a new job. We were just friends then.
Me: HEHEHEHEHEHE.
Finn: You are so creepy.

19. So, what do you like most about your significant other?
Finn: He's a lot nicer than he seems.

20. Vanilla or Chocolate?
Finn: Whoah, what? That's a bit different. Vanilla, I guess.

Alright, so now you get to answer some questions together! =) This should be fun…

21. Alright… what movies do you enjoy watching together and why?
Kieran: Why do people obsess about watching movies as a couple? It's not like your relationship has been improved by watching a damn movie.
Finn: Kieran cried during Finding Nemo.
Kieran: That's bull.

22. So…what would be your nightmare date? ^^
Kieran: It's all a nightmare.
Finn: Shut up.

23. Okay, as a follow up to the question above, what would be your dream date?
Kieran: Ughhhhh
Finn: Could you sound any more like you don't want to be here?

24. AWKWARD QUESTION TIME~! <3 How is your love life? (No graphic details plz…)
Kieran: PASS
Finn: Uhhhhh next question

25. So, what are your plans for the future?
Kieran: Well, I'm gonna get some pizza later.
Finn: Insightful.

26. MOAR AWKWARD QUESTIONS~! <3 What lies have you told your significant other?
Finn: This jerk can't lie for shit.
Kieran: Fuck you.

27. Do y’all go on group dates?
Kieran: Y'ALLLLLLLLLLL
Finn: ...no, we don't.

28. So, dates aside, what is your favorite thing to do together?
Kieran: Duel over a vat of acid.
Finn: I think that's a good metaphor for talking to you ever.

29. Okay, second to last question. You’re almost done!!!! =) Are you and your significant other polar opposites, or do you ‘click’?
Kieran: My fist clicks with his face. I guess, I don't know. I'm getting kinda lazy.
Finn: Pretty different, I think.

30. DANANANAAAAAA~! © Nintendo The last question! Alright, we’re wrapping things up! AND THE FINAL QUESTION IS: Who are you tagging to do this quiz? (…we totally did not run out of ideas or anything like that…)
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